Adrian Edmondson

Ace

Jennifer Saunders

Chas/Marilyn...

Dawn French

Tracy

Rik Mayall

Ali Kitson

Nigel Planer

Barmaid/Inspector

Robbie Coltrane

Gypsy/Shopkeeper

Keith Allen

French Maid

Jimmy Fagg

himself

Steven O'Donnell

Bertoli

Kevin Allen

Keith

Daniel Peacock

Kix

Gary Beadle

Handsome Man

Phil Cornwell

Roy

Serena Evans

Bumble

Malcolm Hardee

Meat Trade S...

Alexei Sayle

Inspector

Doon Mackichan

Diana

Ronald Allen

Professor Ro...

Nosher Powell

McGahey

Mark Caven

Dicky Wibbly

Ron Tarr

Pierrepoint/Heffer

Derren Nesbitt

General Galtieri

Kathy Burke

Charlotte

Sara Stockbridge

Sonia

Jeff Beck

himself

Robert Carwithen

MP for St. Albans

Miranda Richardson

Bride's Mother

George Antoni

Cart Driver

Lanah P

Ray

Paul Mark Elliott

Jamie

Jonathan Stratt

Heavy

Alice Richardson

Joan's Child

Bert Parnaby

Man

Judy Hawkins

Girlfriend

Lionel Jeffries

Taxi Driver

Anthony Stewart Head

Recording St...

Gary Martin

Tom Jones

Harriet Thorpe

Brenda

Julian Firth

Leonard

Rowland Rivron

Roger

Gerard Kelly

Hilary

Gordon Kane

Assistant in...

Peter Cook

Mr. Jolly

Barney Sharp

Policeman

Christopher Malcolm

Brother-in-Law

George Khan

Thompson

Lemmy Kilmister

Rico

Eddie Marsan

Chip Shop Youth

Graham Crowden

Professor Temple

Lenny Henry

Warder

Leslie Phillips

Sir Horace Cutler

Tim McInnerny

Groom's Father

Nicholas Parsons

Nicholas Parsons

Julie T. Wallace

Fiona

Jack Richardson

Child

David Cardy

Trevor Moulton

Simon McBurney

Madman

Thomas Arklie

Advisor

Christine Chan

Johnson

Frankie Park

Club Class S...

Dave Haskell

Tie Man

Ruby Wax

Sue

Raymond Francis

Police Inspector

Sandra Dorne

Aunt Fanny

Bimbo

Timmy

Kim Pappas

Tracy

Colin Jacas

Saxophone Player

Neville Smith

Manager

Charu Bala Chokshi

Cashier

Lois Baxter

Beth

Gerard Ryder

Jake

Rupert Frazer

Simon

Martin Potter

Tarzan

Elaine Ashley

Jane

Megumi Shimanuki

Japanese Girl

Candy Davis

Janie

Fiona Richmond

Mrs. French

Kerry Shale

Willy

Harry Towb

Buzz

Lychett of Kivox

Timmy

Arnold Brown

Shopkeeper

Neil Cunningham

Dave Hallihand

Peter Woods

Interviewer

Mark Arden

Hula

Lee Cornes

Arch Crippledick

Stephen Frost

Bula

Maureen O'Farrell

Warden

Peter Silverleaf

Hawaiian

Dudley Sutton

Marlon's Father

Mandi Symonds

Pearl

Emma Thompson

Young Woman

Faith Tingle

Warden

Fiona Hendley

Janie

Al Matthews

Admiral

John Sarbutt

Dean

David Farrington

Troy

Anthony Sharp

Father

Patience Tomlinson

Daughter

Esther Freud

Girl Backstage

Suzanne Jerome

Knobs Receptionist

Elvis Costello

Stone Deaf A...

Linda Spriggs

Mother

Helen Atkinson-Wood

Miranda

Robin McCallum

Tom

Rupert Vansittart

Jeremy

Mollie Maureen

Mrs. Tattle

Llewellyn Rees

Local 1

Rodney Lovick

Local 2

Chris Langham

Nigel

Roger Sloman

Mr. Pinder

Paul Bradley

Jerry

Bob Kingston

himself

Tommy Vance

Concert Compere

Steve Walsh

Concert Organiser

Anne Cunningham

Colin's Mom

Yusuf Khan

Waiter

Jonathan Caplan

Virgin Megas...

Susie Ann Watkins

Sexy Girl in Promo

Fish

himself

Joe Elliott

himself

Phil Collen

himself

Phil 'Philthy Anim...

himself

Ozzy Osbourne

himself

Rudolf Schenker

himself

Michael Cule

Mr. Cooper

Basil Ho Yen

Mr. Yakimoto

Thomas Wheatley

Heimi Henderson

Granville Saxton

Ron

Bazil Otoin

Norman

Philip Locke

Sir Larry

Ian Bartholomew

Policeman

Tommy Windward

German Businessman

Derek Hunter

Policeman

Derek Van Weenen

Policeman

Steve Whyment

Policeman

Antonio

Handsome Man

Dave Atkins

Charlie

Deborah Benson

Victoria

Derrick Branche

Chris Bell

Betsy Brantley

Vanessa

Harry Burton

The Editor

Warren Clarke

Nigel

Tania Coleridge

Simone

Winston Dennis

Bouncer

Karen Drury

Debs

Rupert Farley

Mad Mickey

Stewart Harwood

Yob 2

Linda Henry

Jackie

Timothy Milsom

Student

Gary Olsen

Steve

Pat O'Toole

Trish

Richard Ridings

Yob 1

Sophie Thursfield

Katy

Gwen Watford

Mrs. Kendel

Peter Wyngarde

Mr. Kendel

Alfie Allen

Child in Promo

Lily Allen

Child in Promo

Liesl Hinkley

Child in Promo

Lara Hinkley

Child in Promo

Sarah Owens

Child in Promo

Roland Platts-Mills

Child in Promo

Ruby Platts-Mills

Child in Promo

Astro

himself

Jim Brown

himself

Ali Campbell

himself

Robin Campbell

himself

Earl Falconer

himself

Norman Hassan

himself

Henry Tenyue

himself

Patrick Tenyue

himself

Brian Travers

himself

Michael Virtue

himself

Lia Williams

Lucy

Beryl Reid

Mrs. Moss

Pauline Melville

Pauline Sneak

Benjamin Zephaniah

Rufus

Zoë Nathenson

Anita

Dexter Fletcher

Lennox

Laura Hill

Laura

Nigel Louie-Marie

Ashley

James Hickling

Chong's Son

Mmoloki Chrystie

Kid

Brian Croucher

Dave

David Beames

Alistair

Richard Cordery

Newsreader

Eddie Yeoh

Mr. Chong

Tom Lock

Ron

Richard Sampson

Mickey

Janet Palmer

Dominica

Danny Cunningham

Youth in Chi...

Bonny Brigg

Female Dancer

Lesley Guinn

Female Dancer

Jack Galloway

Party Guest

Mark Wing-Davey

Party Guest

Robert Pereno

Party Guest

Jack Ellis

Party Guest

Danny Webb

Party Guest

Ben Aris

Party Guest

John Quarmby

Party Guest

James Adah

Naples Street Kid

Andros Adamou

Naples Street Kid

Daniel Adegwe

Naples Street Kid

Les Bull

Naples Street Kid

Rachel Biggs

Naples Street Kid

Christian Solari

Naples Street Kid

Matthew Marsh

Naples Street Kid

Debbie Cleal

Naples Street Kid

Giovanni Rennalls

Naples Street Kid

Helen Shah

Naples Street Kid

Nina Shah

Naples Street Kid

Katrin Cartlidge

Maria

Liz Crowther

April

Sharon Maiden

Sharon

Michèle Winstanley

Michelle

Elaine Collins

Scots Girl

Lola Peno

Maid

Douglas Tantallon

Sexy Spaniard

Eric Kent

Sergeant

William Lawford

British Aero...

Llew Gardner

Commentator

Phil Kaufman

Scargill

Ronald Fraser

Geoffrey

Stephanie Ansell

Ladykiller

Angela Fitzpatrick

Bridesmaid

Claire Collins

Bridesmaid

Sue Lloyd

Mum

Stuart Proud Eagle...

Advisor

Mitch Mitchelson

Mickey Major

Julian Howath

Peno

Tony Jays

John's Driver

Thomas Henry

Archie

Pino Leone

Maitre d'

Antony Sher

Scum Editor

Chris Hargreaves

Leslie

Paul Moriarty

Club Manager

William Armstrong

Sports Presenter

Sandra Voe

Roy's Mother

Martha Ross

Leslie's Mother

Neville Watson

Punter in Hotel

Gavin Watson

Punter in Hotel

Tom Armstrong

Barman

Nicole Fitzpatrick

2nd Nurse

Fergus McLarnon

Doctor

Glen Colson

Ambulance Man

Mark Franklyn

DJ

Jonathan Pearce

Soi-même

Robert Borgars

Footballer

Pedro Romani

Footballer

Max Du Sautoy

Footballer

Ken Darlington

Footballer

Des Willie

Footballer

Will Dawes

Footballer

Ollie Munroe

Footballer

Terry Sue-Patt

Footballer

Tom Benson

Footballer

Mark Jones

Footballer

Anthony Darlington

Footballer

Gavin Rossdale

Footballer

Steve Witchard

Footballer

Chris Wainwright

Footballer

John Dennis

Footballer

John Robinson

Footballer

Dan Caute

Footballer

Saltz

Footballer

Andrée Bernard

Barbie

Michael McShan

Bernard Matthews

Jim Broadbent

George

Jim Carter

Commander

John Forgeham

Sergeant

Virginia Fiol

Mandy

Howie Nicol

TV Director

Emma Bernard

Journalist

Salliya

Tymarah

Richard Vernon

Suspect

Kirkland Laing

Harry the Boxer

Gina Briony

Space Rat

Jamunna Charles

Space Rat

Catherine George

Space Rat

Sarah Jardine Jordan

Space Rat

Debbie Mills

Space Rat

Alison Wilcox

Space Rat

Josie Lawrence

Susie

Jack Docherty

Mick

Lynsey Baxter

Helen Wilson

David Beard

Sergeant

Tony Beard

Policeman

Hugh Quarshie

Lieutenant Delaney

Charlotte Coleman

Patsy

Kate Robbins

Nurse Larkin

Miriam Margolyes

Mother

Sue Holland

Gloria

Barry Dennen

Adolf Hitler

Gripper

Dog

Peter Capaldi

John

Tim Raynham

Sophisticated Man

Robbie Stevens

Sophisticated Man

Alan Thompson-Jones

Judge

Carole Anne

Neighbour's Wife

Paul Delfgou

Child

Sarah Delfgou

Child

Bethan Lowry

Child

Charlie Corbyn

Child

Tika

Honey Bun the Dog

Susan Farthing

Road Rage Woman

Sandra Cush

First Class ...

Chickpea

First Class ...

Rod Nelson

Cello Man

Jack Strong

Manager

Louise J. Taylor

Supermodel

Xanthe Milton

Sales Girl

Ean Ravenscroft

Cashier

Malin Coleman

Masseuse

Helen Landau

Economy Stewardess

Sean Hughes

Pilot

Fabian Gottlieb

Pico

Jeanie Gold

Airline Passenger

Stephen Mangan

Constable

Felix Dexter

Mr. Chendri

Stephen Marcus

Dirty Douglas

Joshua Lindon-Emms

Young Julian

Solly Bowyer

Young Dick

Ella Craft-Stanley

Young George

Lily Laight

Young Anne

Colin Michael Carm...

Crook

Mike Sanchez

Crook

Christine Sweetman

Mrs. D

Chris Devlin

Barman

Kevin Feaviour

Sergeant

Michael Hurley

Dog Thief

John Tomkins

Local Man

Robert Bathurst

Charles

Rebecca Front

Carol

Tamer Hassan

Fuccio

Glenna Morrison

Jane

Sheridan Smith

Angie

Allan Hern

Ron

Elizabeth Beale-St...

Helen

Kate Lambdon

Maid

Bryan Jacobs

Scientist

Dragos Florescu

Seb

Aleksandar Mikic

Mick

Sandra Beck

Carol Singer

Chick Pea

Carol Singer

Joy Maxwell-Davies

Carol Singer

David Styles

Carol Singer

Marion Styles

Carol Singer

Charles Styles

Carol Singer

Sarah Styles

Carol Singer

Cleo Rocos

Couple at Cr...

Steve Dixon

Boy Madness

Russell Bell

Recording Engineer